If you really feel the need to tell someone off with colorful language but feel the restraint of your walk with the most high God, here's a resource for you:
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Here are some great examples that I got today and plan on using at my church leadership retreat tomorrow:
Behold, thou shalt be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, O thou wayward winebibber!
O that thou wouldest accidentally insult Goliath, O ye denizen of the underworld!
Woe unto thee, thou Mesopotomian harlot, for you will fall under a speeding chariot!
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I think all bible translations except the KJV are a pile of lying Girgashite in the armpit of Satan!! Bwahahaha!
(Not really, of course. I'm an ESV girl - the English Sanctified Version. Tee-hee. And I like the Psalms in Coverdale's Translation - like in the 1928 Book of Common prayer. Moab is my washpot!)
My first hit was "Hear this, O ye who art a byword for idiocy, for you will be kicked by an incontinent camel!" Exactly.
Cool I needed this when I taught 8th Grade! Now I can use it on the kids and my other enemies. (then I will pray for them of course)
Behold, thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, thou plaything of Beelzebub
hmmmm- I think I ate some of those locusts last night when I thought I was eating a fiber bar
Behold, thou shalt go on a diet of crunchy, unsweetened locusts, thou plaything of Beelzebub
hmmmm- I think I ate some of those locusts last night when I thought I was eating a fiber bar
Roger,
This one is old and I may not remember it correctly but it says:
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!" Now, talk about restitution! Ha.
Randy
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