This strip mall in Plainfield, Indiana puts three of my favorite things together in one location. Karate Guns Tanning sounds like a lot of fun (I heard a rumor that it might be slated for the 2012 Summer Olympics).
Sure, you can get into a hand-to-hand altercation with someone (while showing off your AWESOME tan), but if things get dicey, just pull out your 9mm and finish him off--that's how you roll!
I live in the Indianapolis area. I'm married with three kids and work in marketing. I love IndyCar racing, the Colts, the Reds and the Hoosiers. I raise yaks in my back yard. I breed them to make purses for Scandinavian roller skating professionals and I use their hoofs to make soup. I like soup.
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