KARATE GUNS TANNING!!!!!!!

This strip mall in Plainfield, Indiana puts three of my favorite things together in one location. Karate Guns Tanning sounds like a lot of fun (I heard a rumor that it might be slated for the 2012 Summer Olympics).

Sure, you can get into a hand-to-hand altercation with someone (while showing off your AWESOME tan), but if things get dicey, just pull out your 9mm and finish him off--that's how you roll!