What I Do in the Bathroom

Even though I've walked this earth for over 37 years, I'm still very private about using the bathroom. I'm very fortunate in that my current office has two private bathrooms, so you never have to worry about sharing. I also like the fact that no one can see you going into the bathroom or leaving the bathroom*. So, no one can see that I'm taking in a magazine to read (not that it really matters). Just to see how foolproof this theory is, tomorrow I'm going to see if I can sneak in an emu without anyone seeing.

*I work for a surveillance manufacturer, which explains how I know how to spell the word, "surveillance." It also makes the entire point of my post completely pointless. Sue me.