...Pee standing up.
That's right. You've been envious of men for all these years because we can easily take care of #1 in the woods, behind a building, between two cars or in the middle of a street. But now you can pee standing up, too, thanks to the "pStyle" (WARNING: Picture of woman peeing while standing up.)
The pStyle comes in an assortment of pretty colors (because that's important when you're urinating). Be sure to read the testimonials. You'll see where there are some practical applications of a device like this (like camping and dealing with horrible public restrooms), but it seems like a lot of them have to do with heavy drinking or women who want to be men. Go figure.
Special thanks to "Sullivan's Mom" for sending this link to me.
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Yes, but can a woman use it to write her name in the snow?
OMGosh!!! ROFLOL
Um, I'm wondering about the practical application of cleaning that thing after it's been used out in the woods or in a port o potty. It comes with a CLOTH carrying case??? Then you stick it in your purse? And no one sees a problem with this?
No thanks.
wow - I had to show this to Isaac... we both gaped at the website. Its hilarious!
Roger,
I guess you are more brave than I am. I'm not a prude but you have the courage to write this stuff!
Since we are on the subject, ah hem, I read an article about how a woman can do this "without" a device. It's all, well, in placement. I won't go any further.
If Rebekah wasn't offended, I guess it's okay for me to comment.
Randy
Time to answer a few questions...
Randy:
I still tend to be pretty conservative with regards to what I post here. I figured this one was fair game since it was a legitimate item being marketed and sold on the Internet and because a good friend of mine from church (who is a conservative, God-fearing, home-schoolin' woman) sent me the link. Also, I've gotten to know my audience pretty well (at least the ones who comment).
Hunny Bee:
I don't get the cloth case idea, either. It's just...icky.
Arby:
I can only assume that it would take practice. And as always, the shorter the name, the easier it is to do.
Arby:
Newsflash: Women don't care about being able to write their names in the snow. At all. We are perfectly content to let the men take all the 'glory' for that skill. The less reasons I have to relieve myself out in the freezing cold, the better. Of course, if you're into that kind of thing, well knock yourself out my friend.
Wow! I can't wait to bring this one up in a casual conversation. I'll have to wait until I get this puzzled, slightly uneasy and embarassed look off of my face.
BD,
Good response. Sometimes I wrestle with my blog. It seems to wander all over the place. I would write more humorous things but then I get on the inspirational tangent. Maybe I risk being labeled not Godly enough if I throw in everyday type of things.
Randy
I'm going to have to forward this blog to my wife, Jamie. She will either laugh her head off or turn her nose up in disgust. Personally, I think it is funny and little bit disturbing.
I need to get me one of those! Awesome! Have you heard of the Stadium Gal? stadiumpal.com
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