I'm a bit under the weather today. I started out feeling fine and then as the day wore on, it got worse and worse. However, before I managed to feel so yucky, I had to stop at our local CVS to pick up a few things. While rummaging through the handy travel-size products, I managed to find this little gem. Every time I read it out loud (and I have to admit that I did read it out loud several times even though I was by myself) it sounded funny.
The product is called Pantene...Outrageous Body Hairspray.
But it sounds like Pantene Outrageous Body-hair Spray.
Finally, a hairspray for your embarrassing back hairs that just won't stay in place. And why bother cutting your Outrageous nose hairs when you can simply spray them into submission thanks to the smart, style-minded folks at Pantene.
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This reminds me of a newspaper add that appeared in my local town newspaper many years ago. My Mother worked at Wal-Mart. She was currently working in one of the clothing departments. They were featuring a sale on "Sleep Shirts!"
However when the sales add appeared in the paper on Sunday the add read, "Sale this week on Sleep Sh!ts" Honest! We cut it out of the paper and it is still in a scrapbook somewhere.
Thanks for the humor. Hope you feel better soon!
You should give it to Jesse.... oops did I say that out loud?
And my wife told me there was nothing I could do about my back hairs but shave them.
She so lied.
Hey, have you showed this to the Smith boys?
totally funny!
I would never have read it that way but...so far no back hair!
Maybe it would work on the lovely mole hair I have going on though?! What tmi?!
Omigosh, I read it the same way yo did and thought, "gross"! I'm relieved to know it's for outrageous body on your head hairs, not elsewhere. Thanks for a laugh.
Yes, I laughed out loud when I read your comment (sorry your comment is from no-reply). I don't have enough pride to be embarrassed by injuring myself in my sleep. Know why? Cuz it's not the first time. The first time involved dessert wine, a new house (thus new bedroom layout, walls, etc..) and a black eye. But I digress. I suppose I should have made up something exciting. Next time I'll remember to lie. Next time.
Thanks SO MUCH for showing me this stuff exists.
I have a terrible problem with my chest hair.
Well, another problem beside it's turning gray.
Some of my chest hair grows "up" toward my neck, and some grows "down" toward my stomach.
This will allow me to control my unsightly body hair like never before.
Thanks!
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