Thursday, October 25, 2007

Fortune Cookies

Guess what? I'm not the only male who blogs. Thanks to my wife's widely successful blog, I've found others like Tappity Tappity who recently shared about how he was inspired by a fortune cookie.

It reminded me of one of my favorite jokes from Gary Shandling. Whenever I'm at a Chinese restaurant eating a fortune cookie I look down at the fortune with a strange expression on my face until someone asks me what it says. I look up and say,

"It's hand-written. And it says, I peed in your rice."

It gets a laugh every time.

3 comments:

Thomas Kingsley Troupe said...

Fantastic! We might be cut from the same cloth, man. I steal every opportunity I can to mess with people like that. Nicely done.

Sniz said...

Aww, honey, how can a gal resist humor like this?

Toni said...

LOL! And Carl's favorite "tip" is...
Don't eat yellow snow.

Do you think he knows the ricemaker? I'm just sayin'.....
Blessings,
~Toni~