Whenever I'm at a job interview and I'm asked to describe myself in two words, I always say, "robot monkey," and then look at the interviewer smugly with one eyebrow raised. The way I figure it, a company that hires me after a stunt like this is a place I'd like to work.
Fall Book Thingy 2024
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... which is why you've been unemployed for the last 12 years.
But don't despair. I hear Robot Monkeys 'R Us is going to be hiring soon.
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