Thursday, August 20, 2009

Mystery Fortune

My friend got a fortune cookie with his take-out Chinese the other day during lunch. Tell me if it makes any sense to you...

Of course, that always reminds me of my favorite fortune cookie joke that I posted quite a while ago.

8 comments:

Steve Martin said...

Great old movie! (The Fortune Cookie) starring Walter Matthau and Jack Lemon.

Very funny.

Sniz said...

An Engrish entry if I ever saw one!

Uvulapie said...

"behind an able man" - the backside of a man
"there are always" - one of the few things you can always expect from life

Added together it makes "I pooped in your fried rice."

Uvulapie said...

Oh... I see how it is... don't publish my comment on Pooping Pants... not family oriented enough, eh? Well TRIPLE POOPY PANTS on you, Mr. "droopy drawers" Shuman!

Uvulapie said...

Wait... how did that post magically appear? The page said 2 comments... and it wasn't there a minute ago. DURN THIS INTERNETS THING! But I stand behind my "triple poopy pants" thingy but would like to change it slightly to "triple Poppy pants."

Big Doofus (Roger) said...

I was just too lazy to check my comments for a few days, Mr. Poopy Pants.

Scott said...

This fortune was for me. Only I should have received it 20 years ago when a friend covered my back with a bunch of panty liners. Just peeled off the thingie and stuck them all over the back of my shirt. They may have been "Always" brand.

Sniz said...

When you gonna update the ole blog? We're out here waiting with bated breath!