According to today's Indianapolis Star the bad guys are going to have to pay close attention to some new anti-crime measures...
Just wait until some thug gets some warm spaghetti hurled at them. He or she will think twice before they break the law again.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Look Out Criminals
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4/20/2010
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
How to Send Your Friends to Jail
I come up with some great ideas from time to time...ideas that I'd never actually follow through with because they are so incredibly wrong. But I thought that I'd at least take the time to share this one. While looking for something in my friend's glove compartment while he was driving me to lunch I noticed his Registration card and thought that it would be hilarious to write the following on the back of the card:
"Officer, I really don't want this ticket to go against my driving record. Would $200 make it go away."Boy, wouldn't that be funny?
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Big Doofus (Roger)
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4/21/2009
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Monday, December 8, 2008
Know What You're Smoking
Central Indiana has produced a number of great news stories lately. Just the other day we learned about deer jumping off of bridges and today we have a young lady who really likes to live on the edge...
I DO feel like it's necessary for me to point out a few things about this story:
Woman lights wrong smoke in front of trooper
MUNCIE, Ind. -- Police say a Muncie woman was arrested after asking a state trooper whether she could smoke -- and then trying to light up a marijuana joint.
Thirty-two-year-old Honesty Knight was a passenger in a vehicle that Trooper Eric Perkins pulled over for a traffic violation early Friday. While the trooper was talking to the driver, Knight obtained the trooper's permission to smoke.
Police say Perkins then asked to see the cigarette, which contained marijuana, not tobacco.
Knight faces a preliminary charge of possession of paraphernalia. She was released from jail on bond, but couldn't be located for comment because no home telephone number was listed in her name.
- Yes, her real name (according to the newspaper) is "Honesty Knight."
- Of course she doesn't own a phone. She spends all her money on pot and bail.
- This story would have been even better if Eric Estrada had pulled the woman over.
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Big Doofus (Roger)
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12/08/2008
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