Thursday, February 4, 2010

Breaking News

There's a lot going on in the world today. Thankfully, I live in a big city with journalists who dig deep to find the news that really matters. The Indianapolis Star doesn't just reprint press releases from major companies. This is hard hitting stuff. Let's see what's going on today...

That's right, Heinz is unveiling new ketchup packets!!!!! Don't even think about trying to get anything accomplished today. This news has devastated us all and will change the way we live.

3 comments:

Karen said...

That poses the important question of "Will the new packets make the ketchup taste different?" They compromised their ketchup when they switched to plastic bottles. Will they be doing the same with the plastic dipping packet? Clearly this is major breaking news for ketchup enthusiasts.

Arby said...

I'll never forget that day. I stopped at the computer in between trips to bathroom to reseat the toilet and checked my e-mail. That's when I saw the news. I sat down with an audible "Humpf!" New ketchup packets! That's this generation's Kennedy moment. The Chicago Dog and fries will never be the same...

Elephantschild said...

Yay! More ways for 12 year old boys to make idiot of themselves by stomping on ketchup packets to see what will happen!