Names for Baseball Pitchers

Now that football season is over, it's time to focus on the Cincinnati Reds and IndyCar racing (and my wife and family). This year, the Reds have a hot prospect pitcher named, "Homer Baily." I'm no rocket surgeon, but I think this is a poor choice of a name for a pitcher. Anyone can hit a "homer" off of a pitcher named, "Homer," right? So, it got me thinking of some other bad names for baseball pitchers:

"Beamball Jones"
"Hit You In the Head Johnson"