Last night the people who predict (or control!) the weather issued a "Winter Weather Advisory." Immediately, I realized that I was in the wrong line of work. It's January in Indiana. I think a "Winter Weather Advisory" would be a blanket statement for the entire season, but someone in this office makes a living by predicting "Winter Weather" in, of all times, winter. Now, if that same guy wants to issue the same advisory in June, I'll be listening.
20 hours ago