My friend got a fortune cookie with his take-out Chinese the other day during lunch. Tell me if it makes any sense to you...
Of course, that always reminds me of my favorite fortune cookie joke that I posted quite a while ago.
Guess what? I'm not the only male who blogs. Thanks to my wife's widely successful blog, I've found others like Tappity Tappity who recently shared about how he was inspired by a fortune cookie.
It reminded me of one of my favorite jokes from Gary Shandling. Whenever I'm at a Chinese restaurant eating a fortune cookie I look down at the fortune with a strange expression on my face until someone asks me what it says. I look up and say,
"It's hand-written. And it says, I peed in your rice."
It gets a laugh every time.
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